Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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