Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
You made out with two different species that night
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I want to fling myself into the sun
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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