Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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