hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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