belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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