Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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