Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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