Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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