i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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