Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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