i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I'm at about main and main street
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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