I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
