I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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