It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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