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I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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