My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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