If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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