he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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