Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
