She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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