Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
