yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
this will be a night to untag.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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