Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
youre lurking in front of me
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
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