it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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