Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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