You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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