Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
