Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
it was like eating out sand paper
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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