Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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