That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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