I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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