that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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