did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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