in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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