it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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