Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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