It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I could fuck to npr.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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