If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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