Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Randomize