You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize