Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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