I wish you could order shots online.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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