Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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