My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
He has the fingertips of a God
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