Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Randomize
