Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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