That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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