do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I lost the right to judge tonight
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Randomize
