...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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