If i come over, it means nothing
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Small penises have feelings too.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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