Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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