your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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