I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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