I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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