taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
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