the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
