It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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