Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
porn star boner night. come get it.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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